Friday, December 12, 2008

FERTILIZER!

Okay this is very retarded!

It's a parody of Womanizer!

Absolutely funny provided you ignore them singing way off-key at the chorus HAHA. Love the Grandma inside though, looking goodwith that pink shirt granny! sheesh i sound sick, anyways enjoy!

Lyrics.



You stupid plants!
What the hell?
Why aren't you growing?

Come on now!
And move it!
Let's get going!

Maybe with some water
and a little fertilizer,
you will grow so tall.
Grow so tall baby!

Look at you!
You can't keep it up.
Maybe you
would be a lot more fun--yup!

So small and so unfun!
Now the fun has just begun!
I know what you need,
what you need baby!

CHORUS:
Fertilizer.
You need fertilizer baby.
You you you need.
You you you need.
Please don't think you're done I know just what you need.

"You best get growing!
Or you I'll be harming!
Just take a sip of my fertilizer."

"You're not a daisy.
You are so lazy.
You're nothing without fertilizer

Anyways, today was the end of all my common tests!

It was environmental health law, and it was quite manageable :)

Though there is this part that i really think i screwed up

List the twelve methods to prevent rat infestation.

i remembered only like 8 of em?

And i crapped up the rest, REALLY crapped up.

9) Sing with them

10)Dance with them

11)Say hello to them

12) Buy a hello kitty to them, so that they'll be terrified.

HHAHA this is what happens when you just can't be bothered and just wanna leave he freaking exam room :)

Holla Holidays!

Loves,

Shar

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